[Something lurches at the base of Adachi's gut. Of all the times his body could have possibly picked to act up on him... The strained grimace doesn't stay on his face for too long, as he's able to sink effortlessly back into a disbelieving grin, clutching at his sides and rattling whatever-it-was out of his stomach with raucous, cruel laughter.]

Ohoho man! Honestly, Ichigo? I don't know what's more pathetic. That you bought into all that bullshit about "friendship" all this time or that you actually thought I did even for a second!